S.R.Claridge writes Mystery and Romantic Suspense novels. Her work has been said to have the energy of Dan Brown, the mystery of Mary Higgins Clark and the humor of Janet Evanovich. Claridge novels will take you to the edge of your seat, keep you guessing until the very end and ultimately warm your heart. It is on the pages of every S.R.Claridge novel that Mystery and Sensual Suspense collide.

For more information on bookings, interviews and upcoming releases, please visit the author website and Facebook fan page.
Showing posts with label Sex. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sex. Show all posts

Thursday, September 1, 2016

Life is Funny and Funny has FUN in it!

OMG!  People!  Lighten Up!

Comedy exists to bring pleasure and release, not to force deep contemplation or discussion about humanity and the society therein which we dwell.  Can’t funny just be funny?  Why is everyone so damn serious all of the time?  I don’t want to go off on a rant here…but…

I posted a video excerpt on my Facebook page from the television show, 3rd Rock from the Sun.  It’s a comedic look at voting.  After that post, I got emails asking me why I would struggle to vote this year and many telling me who was the “right” candidate for America.  Are you kidding me?  Can't you put your stupid, political opinion aside for ten seconds and just enjoy the humor of a sitcom?!

Then, I posted a clip from the game show, Family Feud, with Steve Harvey, who I think is quite amusing.  The question in the clip is:  Fill in the blank, as a married man I would _____ for sex.  The first guy hits his buzzer and blurts, “Pay!”  Steve Harvey’s expression is priceless, as it is when the other answers emerge.  Lie.  Beg.  Kill.  Die.   You can watch the clip here:  https://www.facebook.com/susan.claridge/posts/10209758709220354?pnref=story 

I posted that what I found most amusing was that two of the women answered with “cook” and “clean.”  These are obviously wrong answers for the show…but I teasingly remarked that if men would merely cook and clean more often they would never HAVE to pay, lie, beg, kill or die for sex.

Multiple emails filled my box with people who were offended by this post.   They wanted to know how I could condone a married man paying for sex.  Another person wanted to know why I thought it was okay for a man to lie in order to get laid.  One person asked why I thought it was acceptable for a woman to expect a man to have to cook and clean in order to get sex.  Unbelievable.  A fourth wanted to know why married people would want to hire prostitutes in the first place.

People… people…breathe.  I simply posted a clip I thought was amusing.  It’s spoofing the fact that sex is so important to a man that he will do just about anything to get it.  It’s supposed to be fun, lighthearted, funny.  There is no deeper, hidden meaning.  Steve Harvey isn’t saying that married men should pay, beg, lie, kill or die for sex.

Chill out already!  Don’t be so frigid in your thinking that you can no longer appreciate humor.  Comedians joke about sex all the time… because, well, the dichotomy of the male versus female sexual outlook can be funny.  And married women, maybe if you “put out” a little more, the jokes wouldn’t hit so close to home, and you wouldn’t get so upset about it.  And married men, maybe you would get more action in the bedroom if you took more action in the kitchen.  I’m jus’ sayin.’

I’m so tired of all of this ultra-diplomacy, where we can’t call a spade a spade because we fear that someone, somewhere might get their panties in a wad.  Well, wad those suckers up …or better yet, rip ‘em off and go commando.  Enjoy life.  Embrace comedy.  

If we lose our sense of humor, there is nothing left.  And dare I say it, but if you have lost your sense of humor maybe it signifies that you're not getting laid often enough!  

The reality is, none of us get out of this living thing alive and we’ve only got one shot…so enjoy it.  Love deep.  Laugh hard.  Be healthy.  Be kind to yourself and others.  Make a fool of yourself now and again. Be respectful and gracious and honest.  Have a drink on occasion.  Try new things.  Be courageous.  Be hospitable.  Pray.  Learn from your mistakes.  Forgive.  Apologize when it’s your fault.  Listen to all kinds of music.  Be kind to animals.  Dream big.  And get laid a lot.  (I didn't say pay for it or lie or beg or kill or die for it.)  The point is, the only things you'll look back and regret are those chances you didn't take...the stolen kiss you turned away from...the moment you let pass you by and the opportunity you let slip away because you feared what others might think about you. 

Don't be frigid in the way you think, live and love. Be true.  Let go of the labels and let yourself laugh at the humor in it all. 


Whatever you do…whoever you are…don’t take life so seriously that you miss out on the comedy that is all around you.  Life is funny and funny has the word FUN in it.  I don’t think that’s a coincidence.   ~

Monday, January 20, 2014

If it Scares You...

There are times when I am tempted to play it safe, take the path most traveled and lean toward the conservative side when writing; and then, I stand up at my desk, jump up and down three or four times and shake it off.  When I feel this stagnation coming on in life, I jump from a plane, skinny dip or do something else exhilarating to liven things up.





I try to make a conscious effort to live on the edge on paper and in life.  That doesn't mean live dangerously, but purposefully.  It doesn't mean to live carelessly, but care-freely.  I think it means to embrace every chance you're given and whenever you can, choose the path less traveled and leave a piece of yourself on the trail.  That is to say, pour a little bit of yourself onto the pages even if it's scary. 

Writing my novels has taken me into some dark places.  For the Just Call Me Angel series I studied the Mafia and for House of Lies I studied cult groups, past and current.  Writing The Candy Shop took me to a new precipice, as I studied the psychological profiles of serial killers.  It was uncomfortable and, at times, downright creepy.  I dove in nonetheless and I'm thankful I did.  The newly found knowledge I embraced added a depth to each story that otherwise would not exist.  It scared me, but the positive reviews have made those fearful moments worthwhile.  :) 

Trying something new or looking at something from a new perspective can cause trepidation.  Those feelings are normal.  If it scares you a little... you're on the right path.  ~

Monday, December 23, 2013

Three Days Before Christmas Giveaway

The holiday season is such an exciting time of the year, and there’s only three days of gift giving left! 

To recap, in case you missed the original post, I’m hosting a Twelve Days before Christmas Giveaway (sponsored by Global Publishing Group) wherein I will be giving away free copies of my books plus some of the other GPG author’s books. 

Here's how it works... I'll post the giveaway and the first person to email me, gets the free item of the day!  Each blog will go live at 8:00am MST (that's 7:00am for you West Coasters, 9:00am for you Mid-Westerners and 10:00am for my East Coast friends.)  It’s too easy not to play!

Email me with the subject line:  Day Three

Email me by clicking HERE

Here we go!

Sing with me....though I'm going to have to change up the lyrics a bit...

On the twelfth day before Christmas an author gave to me

A free copy of Petals of Blood! 

On the eleventh day before Christmas an author gave to me

An S.R.Claridge Ebook of my choice for free! 

On the tenth day before Christmas an author gave to me

A Tetterbaum’s Truth ebook copy!

On the ninth day before Christmas an author gave to me

An erotic spanking story!

(The first book in the Elise Dugar Episodes by Author Susan Sanchez)

On the eighth day before Christmas an author gave to me

A Traitor’s Among Us copy!

On the seventh day before Christmas an author gave to me 

The truth in House of Lies!

On the sixth day before Christmas an author gave to me

The second book in the erotic romance series.

(Anticipation by Susan Sanchez)

On the fifth day before Christmas an author gave to me

The third book in the Just Call Me Angel series!

(Russian Uprising)

On the fourth day before Christmas an author gave to me 

The Spouse in my House ebook free!

On the third day before Christmas an author gave to me

Another Sanchez Erotic story for free!

(Belting Love)

 


 

 

 

Sunday, December 22, 2013

Four Days Before Christmas Giveaway

Only four days left! 

Don’t miss out on your chance for a free book!

To recap, in case you missed the original post, I’m hosting a Twelve Days before Christmas Giveaway (sponsored by Global Publishing Group) wherein I will be giving away free copies of my books plus some of the other GPG author’s books. 

Here's how it works... I'll post the giveaway and the first person to email me, gets the free item of the day!  Each blog will go live at 8:00am MST (that's 7:00am for you West Coasters, 9:00am for you Mid-Westerners and 10:00am for my East Coast friends.)  It’s too easy not to play!

Email me with the subject line:  Day Four 

Email me by clicking HERE

Here we go!

Sing with me....though I'm going to have to change up the lyrics a bit...


On the twelfth day before Christmas an author gave to me

A free copy of Petals of Blood!

On the eleventh day before Christmas an author gave to me 

An S.R.Claridge Ebook of my choice for free!

On the tenth day before Christmas an author gave to me

A Tetterbaum’s Truth ebook copy!

On the ninth day before Christmas an author gave to me

An erotic spanking story!

(The first book in the Elise Dugar Episodes by Author Susan Sanchez)

On the eighth day before Christmas an author gave to me 

A Traitor’s Among Us copy!

On the seventh day before Christmas an author gave to me 

The truth in House of Lies!

On the sixth day before Christmas an author gave to me 

The second book in the erotic romance series.

(Anticipation by Susan Sanchez) 

On the fifth day before Christmas an author gave to me 

The third book in the Just Call Me Angel series!

(Russian Uprising)

On the fourth day before Christmas an author gave to me

The Spouse in my House ebook free!
 
 

 

 

 

 

 

Saturday, December 21, 2013

Five Days Before Christmas Giveaway


We’re down to the last five days before Christmas morning!  I’m so excited!  The egg nog is noggin, the fruit cake is fruitin and the candles are burnin.  We’re ready for Santa!

Speaking of gifts… let’s get down to the giveaway!

To recap, in case you missed the original post, I’m hosting a Twelve Days before Christmas Giveaway (sponsored by Global Publishing Group) wherein I will be giving away free copies of my books plus some of the other GPG author’s books. 

Here's how it works... I'll post the giveaway and the first person to email me, gets the free item of the day!  Each blog will go live at 8:00am MST (that's 7:00am for you West Coasters, 9:00am for you Mid-Westerners and 10:00am for my East Coast friends.)  It’s too easy not to play!

Email me with the subject line:  Day Five 

Email me by clicking HERE

Here we go!

Sing with me....though I'm going to have to change up the lyrics a bit...


On the twelfth day before Christmas an author gave to me

A free copy of Petals of Blood!

On the eleventh day before Christmas an author gave to me

An S.R.Claridge Ebook of my choice for free!

On the tenth day before Christmas an author gave to me

A Tetterbaum’s Truth ebook copy!

On the ninth day before Christmas an author gave to me

An erotic spanking story!

(The first book in the Elise Dugar Episodes by Author Susan Sanchez)

On the eighth day before Christmas an author gave to me

A Traitor’s Among Us copy!

On the seventh day before Christmas an author gave to me 

The truth in House of Lies!

On the sixth day before Christmas an author gave to me

The second book in the erotic romance series.

(Anticipation by Susan Sanchez)

On the fifth day before Christmas an author gave to me 

The third book in the Just Call Me Angel series!

(Russian Uprising)

 


 

 

 

 

 

Friday, December 20, 2013

Six Days Before Christmas Giveaway

Six days before Christmas!  Are you ready?

Let’s spice things up a bit and heat up your holiday! 

To recap, in case you missed the original post, I’m hosting a Twelve Days before Christmas Giveaway (sponsored by Global Publishing Group) wherein I will be giving away free copies of my books plus some of the other GPG author’s books. 

Here's how it works... I'll post the giveaway and the first person to email me, gets the free item of the day!  Each blog will go live at 8:00am MST (that's 7:00am for you West Coasters, 9:00am for you Mid-Westerners and 10:00am for my East Coast friends.)  It’s too easy not to play!

Email me with the subject line:  Day Six

Email me by clicking HERE


Here we go!

Sing with me....though I'm going to have to change up the lyrics a bit...


On the twelfth day before Christmas an author gave to me

A free copy of Petals of Blood!

On the eleventh day before Christmas an author gave to me

An S.R.Claridge Ebook of my choice for free!

On the tenth day before Christmas an author gave to me 

A Tetterbaum’s Truth ebook copy!

On the ninth day before Christmas an author gave to me 

An erotic spanking story!

(The first book in the Elise Dugar Episodes by Author Susan Sanchez)

On the eighth day before Christmas an author gave to me

A Traitor’s Among Us copy! 

On the seventh day before Christmas an author gave to me

The truth in House of Lies!

On the sixth day before Christmas an author gave to me 

The second book in the erotic romance series.

(Anticipation by Susan Sanchez)

 


 

Thursday, December 19, 2013

Seven Days Before Christmas Giveaway


Seven days until Christmas morning!  Our house is aglow.  The lights are twinkling, the gifts beneath the tree are tempting, and I’m threatening my children not to peek.  I love this time of year!

So far, I’ve had the privilege of giving away five books and I’m looking forward to giving away even more!  

To recap, in case you missed the original post, I’m hosting a Twelve Days before Christmas Giveaway (sponsored by Global Publishing Group) wherein I will be giving away free copies of my books plus some of the other GPG author’s books. 

Here's how it works... I'll post the giveaway and the first person to email me, gets the free item of the day!  Each blog will go live at 8:00am MST (that's 7:00am for you West Coasters, 9:00am for you Mid-Westerners and 10:00am for my East Coast friends.)  It’s too easy not to play!

Email me with the subject line:  Day Seven 

Email me by clicking HERE

Here we go!

Sing with me....though I'm going to have to change up the lyrics a bit...

 
On the twelfth day before Christmas an author gave to me

A free copy of Petals of Blood! 

On the eleventh day before Christmas an author gave to me

An S.R.Claridge Ebook of my choice for free!

On the tenth day before Christmas an author gave to me 

A Tetterbaum’s Truth ebook copy! 

On the ninth day before Christmas an author gave to me 

An erotic spanking story!

(The first book in the Elise Dugar Episodes by Author Susan Sanchez) 

On the eighth day before Christmas an author gave to me 

A Traitor’s Among Us copy!

On the seventh day before Christmas an author gave to me

The truth in House of Lies!
 
 

 

 

Wednesday, December 18, 2013

Eight Days Before Christmas Giveaway

Only eight days left!

To recap, in case you missed the original post, I’m hosting a Twelve Days before Christmas Giveaway (sponsored by Global Publishing Group) wherein I will be giving away free copies of my books plus some of the other GPG author’s books. 

Here's how it works... I'll post the giveaway and the first person to email me, gets the free item of the day!  Each blog will go live at 8:00am MST (that's 7:00am for you West Coasters, 9:00am for you Mid-Westerners and 10:00am for my East Coast friends.)  It’s too easy not to play!

Email me with the subject line:  Day Eight

Email me by clicking HERE

 
Here we go!

Sing with me....though I'm going to have to change up the lyrics a bit...


On the twelfth day before Christmas an author gave to me

A free copy of Petals of Blood! 

On the eleventh day before Christmas an author gave to me

An S.R.Claridge Ebook of my choice for free!

On the tenth day before Christmas an author gave to me

A Tetterbaum’s Truth ebook copy!

On the ninth day before Christmas an author gave to me

An erotic spanking story!

(The first book in the Elise Dugar Episodes by Author Susan Sanchez) 

On the eighth day before Christmas an author gave to me 

A Traitor’s Among Us copy!
 
 

 

 

Monday, December 16, 2013

Ten Days Before Christmas Giveaway


Ten days until Christmas morning and excitement is in the air in the Claridge home.  The kids are in their last week of school before break and they can’t wait to be done.  They’re already planning sleep overs and movie dates.  Teacher’s gifts are bought and wrapped and ready to be hauled to school.  It’s fun, fun, FUN!

To recap, in case you missed the original post, I’m hosting a Twelve Days before Christmas Giveaway (sponsored by Global Publishing Group) wherein I will be giving away free copies of my books plus some of the other GPG author’s books. 

Here's how it works... I'll post the giveaway and the first person to email me, gets the free item of the day!  Each blog will go live at 8:00am MST (that's 7:00am for you West Coasters, 9:00am for you Mid-Westerners and 10:00am for my East Coast friends.)  It’s too easy not to play!

 
Email me with the subject line:  Day Ten 

Email me by clicking HERE
 

Here we go!


Sing with me....though I'm going to have to change up the lyrics a bit...


On the twelfth day before Christmas an author gave to me

A free copy of Petals of Blood!

On the eleventh day before Christmas an author gave to me

An S.R.Claridge Ebook of my choice for free! 

On the tenth day before Christmas an author gave to me 

A Tetterbaum’s Truth ebook copy!
 
 

Sunday, December 15, 2013

Eleven Days Before Christmas Giveaway


Eleven more days until Christmas morning and the excitement is building in our home!  Cookies are baking, gifts are being wrapped and the advent calendar has one more little window opened.  I love this time of year!

To recap from yesterday, in case some of you missed the post, I’m hosting a Twelve Days before Christmas Giveaway (sponsored by Global Publishing Group) wherein I will be giving away free copies of my books plus some of the other GPG author’s books. 

Here's how it works... I'll post the giveaway and the first person to email me, gets the free item of the day!  Each blog will go live at 8:00am MST (that's 7:00am for you West Coasters, 9:00am for you Mid-Westerners and 10:00am for my East Coast friends.)

Email me with the subject line:  Day Eleven 

Email me by clicking HERE

 
Here we go!

Sing with me....though I'm going to have to change up the lyrics a bit...

On the twelfth day before Christmas an author gave to me

A free copy of Petals of Blood. 

On the eleventh day before Christmas an author gave to me 

An S.R.Claridge Ebook of my choice for free!
 
 

Saturday, December 14, 2013

Twelve Days Before Christmas Giveway



Today we are exactly Twelve days away from Christmas morning.  I love Christmas!  It makes me feel giddy, like a little kid who is bouncing off the walls with excitement.  I love waking up in the morning, making hot chocolate for the kids and coffee for me and my husband, sitting by the fire and watching our children dig into their gifts.  I love how their eyes light up when they've opened something they've been wanting and the reality hits them that they finally hold the coveted item in their hands.  It makes my heart smile.

In honor of the twelve day countdown to that blessed morning, I'm going to host my own Twelve Days of Christmas Giveaway (sponsored by Global Publishing Group).  Prizes will be copies of my books and of books from other GPG authors.

Here's how it works... I'll post the giveaway and the first person to email me, gets the free item!  Each blog will go live at 8:00am MST (that's 7:00am for you West Coasters, 9:00am for you Mid-Westerners and 10:00am for my East Coast friends.)

Email me with the subject line:  Twelve Days
 
Email me by clicking HERE

Let's begin:  Sing with me....though I'm going to have to change up the lyrics a bit...

On the twelfth day before Christmas an author gave to me
A free copy of Petals of Blood
 
 
 

Saturday, September 7, 2013

Our Love Is Like Chocolate

This is yet another chocolate-themed poem that was published in a Vanilla Heart Anthology.  I think this is the last one.  Boy, after reading these I'm really craving some chocolate... and a bit of sensual bliss would be nice too!  :)    Enjoy! 


Our Love is Like Chocolate

by S.R.Claridge

 



Our love is like chocolate,

milky and sweet;

I crave him

like an addictive treat.




His touch is velvet,

his muscles are steel;

he shows me the way

a woman should feel.

 

Our love is like chocolate,

delectably dark,

deliciously lustful

and filled with heart.

He gives me chills,

that are tingly warm,

like a cup of hot cocoa

amid a storm.

 
Our love is like chocolate.

I long for a bite;

to taste his sweet passion

all through the night.

With one tender kiss

my defenses are slain;

his love pours down

like sensual rain.

 

Our love is like chocolate,

rich and sublime;

I pray we indulge

‘til the end of time.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Friday, September 6, 2013

Her First Taste

This poem was published in a chocolate-themed Vanilla Heart Anthology.  I thought I'd post it here so you can read it for free. Enjoy!
 

Her First Taste 
by S.R.Claridge

 

His eyes were like chocolate,

dark and divine;

Dripping with flavor

like aging wine.

 

His lips were cherries,

temptingly sweet;

I longed for his kiss

like a decadent treat.

 

His fingers so soft,

like a creamy soufflé;

Chased all my

inhibitions away.

 

The candlelight flickered,

I felt my heart race;

Nearing the moment

I’d have my first taste.

 

 

A craving so strong

I could hardly breathe;

Every stroke of his tongue

devouring me.

 

Like chocolate melting

by a flame;

Our burning lust

could not be tamed.

 

Deep and warm

Like Creme Brulee;

Drenched in passion

there we lay.

 

 

 

 

Tuesday, September 3, 2013

Spouse in my House - New Release


Marriage has its ups and downs, peaks and valleys, pleasures and pains.  It’s easy for couples to get distracted with life and forget why they ever fell in love.  Spouse In My House is a unique look at one couple’s fight to rekindle their flame on a journey of sexual enlightenment and marital bliss. 

I am excited to announce the release of this short poetic story about hope, love and re-igniting that spark of romance we all crave. 


"A unique and poetic look at sex and marriage, a la the styling of Dr. Seuss."
~ RipeReviews 
 
Spouse In My House is available now in all Ebook formats from Smashwords.   (Coming soon to Amazon and Barnes & Noble)
 
 

Thursday, May 16, 2013

No Sex For You


Have you heard about Mayor Hashimoto justifying military sex slaves?  If not, read the Associated Press article from Tokyo:   HERE

Word of warning, this blog will be a bit blunt.  Apparently, Mayor Hashimoto said that, “The Japanese military's forced prostitution of Asian women before and during World War II was necessary to ‘maintain discipline’ in the ranks and provide rest for soldiers who risked their lives in battle.”  He went on to say, "For soldiers who risked their lives in circumstances where bullets are flying around like rain and wind, if you want them to get some rest, a comfort women system was necessary. That's clear to anyone."

I’m sorry, Mr. Hashimoto, but it’s not clear to me.

Historians say up to 200,000 women, mainly from the Korean Peninsula and China, were forced to provide sex for Japanese soldiers in military brothels.

Those of you who know me or read my blog regularly know that I am pro-sex. I think sex is a wonderful thing and should be enjoyed, shared and indulged in by consenting adults in a loving relationship.  Suffice to say, I think the world would be a happier place if everyone got laid more regularly.  However, sex should never be forced or coerced.  Period.  There are no ifs, ands, or buts to that statement.  There are no extenuating circumstances in which that rule can or should be broken.  I don’t care if it is wartime and the men have blue balls.  The men can relieve themselves, which is what should have been happening in the trenches instead of enslaving women to do it for them.

And please don’t tell me that providing women to the soldiers cut down on rape and assault.  To that, I say bullshit.  A better plan would have been to make daily masturbation mandatory for every male soldier.  Mandatory masturbation would have certainly allowed the soldiers to obtain the rest that they required.

Shame on you, Mr. Hashimoto, for justifying the poor decisions of your previous leaders. You chauvinistic  asshole!  You've given the word "dickhead" a new meaning in my book and that's saying a lot.  Slavery cannot be justified in any sense of the word, not sexually or otherwise.  If you truly believe what you have publically spoken, then I pity you... for you have pissed off an entire planetary population of women.  You bettter institute the mandatory masturbation plan for yourself, because I doubt you'll be getting any action from any female ever again. 
Hashimoto:  No Sex For You  ~